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THE PARTY MAKES A SOLEMN
PROMISE THAT THE NEXT GENERATION OF
SOVIET PEOPLE WILL LIVE UNDER
COMMUNISM.
Slogan of the
Central Committee of the Communist Party after the 22nd Party
Congress.
Krushchev was furious with the
joke tellers: "It
is a disgrace! Jokes and then more
jokes! Who makes them up? Bring
me just one joke writer!"
They bring a joke writer to him.
The joke writer pauses in the doorway
of Krushchev's home and looks around.
"What
are you looking for?"
Krushchev asks him.
"I'm
just looking. I see you don't live too badly."
"Well
what of it? In twenty years we will
have Communism and everybody will live
like this!" says Krushchev.
"Oh-h-h!"
the joke writer exclaims joyously. "A
new joke!"
An old woman asks her granddaughter: "Granddaughter,
please explain Communism to me. How
will people live under it? They probably teach you all about it
in school."
"Of
course they do, Granny. When Communism comes, the shops will be
full — there'll be butter, and meat, and sausage ... you'll be
able to go and buy anything you want ..."
"Ah!'
exclaimed the old woman joyously. "Just
like under the tsar!"
— What sort of a job should you
take, so as never to be unemployed?
— Climb up on the Kremlin wall
and watch for the approach of Communism.
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