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"So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"
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(Concerning the omnipresent Lenin propaganda)
A
schoolteacher is leading her students through a park, and they
see a baby hare. These are city kids, and have never seen a
hare.
"Do you know who this is?" asks the teacher. No one knows.
"Come on kids", says the teacher trying to lead the children to
the answer, "He's a character in many stories, songs and poems
we always read."
One student "figures it out," pats the hare and
says reverently,
"So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"
Midnight
Petrograd... A night watch spots a shadow trying to sneak by. "Stop! Who goes
there? Documents!" The frightened person chaotically shuffles through his
pockets and drops a paper. A soldier picks it up and reads slowly, with
difficulty: "U.ri.ne A.na.ly.sis"... "Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like..." "A
spy, looks like.... Let's shoot him on the spot!" Then reads further:
"'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...' You are free to go, proletarian
comrade! Long live the World revolution!"
Lenin coined a
slogan on how to achieve the state of communism through rule by the Communist
Party and modernization of the Russian industry and agriculture: "Communism is
Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country!" The slogan was subject
to popular mathematical scrutiny: "Consequently, Soviet power is communism minus
electrification, and electrification is communism minus Soviet power."
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