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"So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"


(Concerning the omnipresent Lenin propaganda)

A schoolteacher is leading her students through a park, and they see a baby hare. These are city kids, and have never seen a hare.
"Do you know who this is?" asks the teacher. No one knows.
"Come on kids", says the teacher trying to lead the children to the answer, "He's a character in many stories, songs and poems we always read."
One student "figures it out," pats the hare and says reverently,
"So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"

Midnight Petrograd... A night watch spots a shadow trying to sneak by. "Stop! Who goes there? Documents!" The frightened person chaotically shuffles through his pockets and drops a paper. A soldier picks it up and reads slowly, with difficulty: ""... "Hmm... a foreigner, sounds like..." "A spy, looks like.... Let's shoot him on the spot!" Then reads further: "'Proteins: none, Sugars: none, Fats: none...' You are free to go, proletarian comrade! Long live the World revolution!"

Lenin coined a slogan on how to achieve the state of communism through rule by the Communist Party and modernization of the Russian industry and agriculture: "Communism is Soviet power plus electrification of the whole country!" The slogan was subject to popular mathematical scrutiny: "Consequently, Soviet power is communism minus electrification, and electrification is communism minus Soviet power."

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