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"So that's what you're like, Grandpa Lenin!"
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Soviet furniture industry introduced a new model of bed -
'Communist size'. It easily fits three and has a sub-title
'Lenin is always with you'.
A perfume factory has developed
a new scent called "Eau de Lénine".
(The
literal translation of this is 'Lenin's
stream'. One could also perhaps,
translate it 'Lenin's
piss' ...)
A crew of a Soviet cargo ship was taken hostage by
pirate-cannibals, and they are getting ready to cook the
sailors. The captain asks,
- Dear comrades cannibals, did you ever have collectivization>
- No!
- Did you ever have any personality cult?
- No!
- Did you ever have to celebrate a Lenin anniversary?
- No!
- Well, then I really do not understand WHAT made you so
brutal...
A Soviet man looks at a poster saying 'Lenin's dead, but his
ideas are alive!' and says, 'I wish it was the other way
around..'
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