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"Stalin taught people to stop eating" |
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Stalin was dead.
The Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all
and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special
commission.
The commission turned to the
British government with the request that they make available a plot
in a British cemetery.
`Well,' replies the British
government, `we do already have Karl Marx in England ...Two such
great masters in the one cemetery ...That would be overdoing it a
bit ...'
So they tried the Germans.
`Well, we would bury him here,'
reply the Germans, `but Hitler is already buried here. Two such
great tyrants in the one country ...'
Suddenly there arrived a telegram
from Tel Aviv: `In view of the fact that Stalin did not
bock the creation of the state of Israel,
we agree to bury him here.'
`No way,' said the members of the
commission in sudden panic. `No way. After all they had a
resurrection there ...'
Years after Stalin was buried, a wreath appeared on his grave.
It said 'to posthumously repressed from posthumously
rehabilitated'.
After Stalingrad was renamed Volgograd, the Kremlin received a
telegram from hell: "I agree with your suggestion. Josef Volgin".
In the twenty-first
century a journalist is walking around Moscow with a microphone,
asking all the passersby: `Who was Hitler?'
Nobody knows. At last the
journalist comes on a decrepit old man with a Ph.D. in history.
`Hitler? Hitler?' the old
man recalls with an effort. `Ah-ah-ah! I
remember. He was a petty demagogue in the Stalinist era.'
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